nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(via dasmeisterwerk)

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: cybergasms, via pardonmewhileipanic)

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

image

(Source: pupexe, via lady-chub)

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

image

this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

(via lady-chub)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via cats-and-patron)